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Featuring a wide-eyed, dramatically shocked goose surrounded by cheerful sunflowers and the witty phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"380\"\u003e\"My Flabbers Have Been Gasted,\"\u003c\/strong\u003e this shirt is perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor and a love for quirky country-inspired designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eWhether you're the queen of sarcastic comments, the king of funny reactions, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, this tee is guaranteed to turn heads and spark conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"702\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"702\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"936\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eFunny, eye-catching design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"781\"\u003ePerfect for goose lovers and animal enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eRustic country and farmhouse vibes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"850\"\u003eComfortable for everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"879\"\u003eGreat conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"880\" data-end=\"936\"\u003eMakes a unique gift for friends, family, and coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003ePerfect for county fairs, farmers markets, casual outings, family gatherings, or simply expressing your daily level of disbelief in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1176\"\u003e🪿 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1176\"\u003eBecause sometimes being shocked just isn't enough... your flabbers need to be fully gasted.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, the Gildan 64000 from the Gildan Softstyle® collection is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal. \u003cbr\u003e.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort. \u003cbr\u003e.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":52474478199065,"sku":"16453435276618188656","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":52474478231833,"sku":"14316274493430625719","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52474478264601,"sku":"15628231951945714037","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":52474478297369,"sku":"25553241240655286418","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":52474478330137,"sku":"91292184039586983665","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52474478362905,"sku":"28158979285871581790","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":52474478395673,"sku":"27011914243832263996","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":52474478428441,"sku":"21122361140830000448","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":52474478461209,"sku":"31595007029236216449","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52474478493977,"sku":"29638347956864226781","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":52474478526745,"sku":"56200908469766759251","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52474478559513,"sku":"16404190013876504028","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":52474478592281,"sku":"26193836819021226242","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52474478625049,"sku":"76751445445112279807","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":52474478657817,"sku":"22894934091291536008","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":52474478690585,"sku":"29635198250232127439","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":52474478723353,"sku":"10620785937918402218","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52474478756121,"sku":"18487251314770859912","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":52474478788889,"sku":"33224726507395137940","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/2526\/0569\/files\/4733821705997409321_2048.jpg?v=1780594987","url":"https:\/\/country-at-heart-cr38tions.myshopify.com\/products\/my-flabbers-have-been-gasted-shirt-funny-goose-shirt-sarcastic-graphic-tee-farmhouse-humor-shirt-country-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Country at Heart Cr38tions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}